Everyone knows how to write clean, robust, and solid code. But how to write a fragile one? Don’t worry, I have you covered, below are fragile code principle:

• Aim for cleverness, show your skill
• Skip tests, it’s a waste of time anyway
• Change naming style as often as you pleased
• Omit comments, they are for newbies, be a pro, write just code
• Leave out documentation, you are not a novelist after all
• Assume externals systems and network to be 100% reliable, we are in 2024
• Bypass error handling, panic is enough
• Ignore linters and compiler warnings, they are here to slow you down

Now you have all the knowledge needed. Happy coding ;)

Sun Apr 7, 2024 / 113 words / Fun Programming Methodology